By: Adam & Franklin
Adam here.
We were supposed to start this site with something measured and professional. Maybe a welcome post with a mission statement.
Instead, Franklin showed up in flip-flops, wearing a throwback Van Gundy-era Heat tank top, yelling “WE’RE WINNING ALL THE BANNERS THIS YEAR” with a conch shell in his hand.
So this is what you’re getting.
Franklin here.
Listen, if you wanted “measured,” you should’ve started a blog about weather patterns. South Florida sports are a lifestyle — loud, sweaty, occasionally painful — and I am here for all of it. I am your chaos correspondent. I am your emotional support tailgater.
Adam:
You once tried to petition the city to rename Biscayne Blvd to “LeBron James Avenue.”
Franklin:
And I still say it’s a missed opportunity.
The State of South Florida Sports: June 2025
Franklin’s Beautifully Biased Rundown:
- Dolphins: The offense is art. The defense is gritty. And if we don’t make the AFC Championship this year, I’m building a shrine to Jason Taylor in my garage.
- Heat: Jimmy’s gone (shoutout to the Bay, don’t @ me, I got family there), but Tyler Herro’s revenge arc is entering its gritty, tattooed final form. Man’s playing like he’s got a hit list and a Bluetooth speaker blasting Lil Baby.
- Panthers: Barkov leads, Tkachuk hits like a truck, and Bobrovsky stops pucks like they owe him money. This team isn’t just good — they’re deliriously dangerous.
- Marlins: Let’s just say the fire sale is open 24/7. Every time we get a star, we trade him for two prospects and a handshake. Still, there’s some hungry young talent. Probably. Hopefully. Please?
- Inter Miami: Watching Messi and Suárez carve up defenders on a random humid Wednesday is like finding fine dining in a gas station. Unexpected. Beautiful. Deeply Miami.
Adam’s Notes (for fans who wear shirts with collars):
- The Dolphins have the roster, the experience, and the expectations. The pressure is real. So is the talent.
- The Heat are officially in the Bam + Herro era. Tyler’s production has climbed and his confidence has become a weapon. Spoelstra still runs a tight ship.
- The Panthers are built for the long haul. If their defense holds up and Bob stays hot, they can make another run at the Cup.
- The Marlins are resetting. Again. Without any All-Star players or any offensive consistency, the rebuild leans heavily on young arms and unproven bats.
- Inter Miami continues to electrify. Even when Messi’s not scoring, the team’s vision and cohesion are elite by MLS standards.
Franklin:
Can confirm. I watched Messi nutmeg a guy from section 130 and felt spiritually reborn. I also bought a pink bucket hat. Not sure the two are unrelated.
What to Expect From SoFlo Sports Buzz
From Adam:
- Analysis, breakdowns, and stats that actually mean something
- Real game coverage
- Some jokes, but the smart kind
From Franklin:
- Foam-finger-fueled rants
- Theories that start with “hear me out” and end with “and then the Marlins should sign me”
- Zero chill
Together, we are the sports blog equivalent of a pick-six at Hard Rock: sudden, loud, and followed by a dance you didn’t plan.
Why We’re Here
Because South Florida sports are a fever dream wrapped in sunshine and sealed with a questionable trade deadline decision. And we love it.
We’re here to break it down, shout it out, and maybe cope a little too loudly.
This is SoFlo Sports Buzz.
Welcome to the Buzz. Now let’s go!
– Adam & Franklin
One of us checks stats. One of us checks vibes. You decide who’s who.